Visiting the hellscape known as Happy Burger and attempting their "food".
Since my last post I decided to do something that I swore that I would never do. I ate at a Happy Burger. I needed to learn more about the company in order to take it down, so I did some recon. I ordered a happy burger with a side of friendly fries.
After taking a single bite of the burger, I was shocked to find that it was not beef. I have been eating beef burgers all my life, so I know what beef is supposed to taste like. The texture is all wrong. The Happy Burger website claims that they use 100% grass fed beef. This is obviously a lie. In my career, I have eaten almost every kind of meat in the world. I have never eaten this kind of meat before. It tasted similar to beef, but it wasn't right.
It was like the food was cooked in the vapors of a sauna occupied by seven sumo wrestler
The most surprising aspect of the food is the greasy aftertaste. It was like the food was cooked in the vapors of a sauna occupied by seven sumo wrestlers. The fries had the same taste.
Written by Byron Lewis
As always, please email me at majorflavorb12@gmail.com or call me at (352) 234-4059 and tell me about your experiences with Happy Burger.
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