Happy Burger is more evil than you could ever imagine.
Happy Burger is far more evil than I ever thought. I have come across definitive proof of their evils, but at a cost. I was attacked last night by three masked men. They beat me within an inch of my life and threw me into a dumpster behind a Happy Burger. In the dumpster, I discovered pictures that will haunt me for the rest of my days.
“They beat me within an inch of my life and threw me into a dumpster behind a Happy Burger.”
I am afraid that this might be my last update for a while. I am close to uncovering their evils and exposing them, but it will require stealth and precision.
Written by Byron Lewis
If you find any new information about Happy Burger, email me at majorflavorb12@gmail.com or call me at (352) 234-4059. Please do not attempt to take on Happy Burger yourselves.
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