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An alarming warning

A disturbing update on the closing restaurants.




After I made my last post, I received a frantic phone call from someone claiming to know what is happening at Happy Burger. They mentioned something about the company attempting to summon a burger deity that will bathe the world in grease. Naturally, my first reaction was to think that the man was insane, but there was a fear in his voice that caught my attention. I have decided to visit the recently closed down Gerri's Deli and ask some questions about what has happened.


In other news, I have recently discovered that Happy Burger has revamped their website to include a page about their history. They claim to have originated over 100 years ago, which seems ridiculous.

Written by Byron Lewis


As always, please email me at majorflavorb12@gmail.com or call me at ‪(352) 234-4059 if you come across any new information about Happy Burger.


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